My Glorious Return to The Maury Show

Maury

I know I said I wouldn't do this, but as Maury says, "You asked for more shocking videos. Today you're going to get them." Shocking even myself, I spent my 30th birthday in New York taping another appearance on Maury. The program aired today.

My segment actually aired in two parts with a commercial break in between, kind of like when The Daily Show has someone like Bill Clinton or Rudy Giuliani on and they have them come back after the first part for more of the interview.

Yes, I just compared myself to Giuliani.

My absolute favorite part from all of this is the swearing. The audience was quite rambunctious, and there are a number of times where the obscenities were bleeped.

A little over a minute into the video, you can hear some extended bleeping and, since it happens right when I'm speaking, it almost seems like I'm telling Maury to go fuck himself. Good times!

This was a lot of fun, but I'll admit the novelty has worn off a bit. The producers seem pleased with my appearances, but I'm not sure how many more of these I'll be doing. The opportunity literally fell into my lap (and it's certainly "fun" to be on television), but I'm not sure if I want my blessed IMDb page to be "all Maury, all the time."

P.S. If anyone from Tyra or The View is reading this, call me.

Comments

Dude, you and Maury sittin' in a tree K_I_S_S_I_N_G, first comes vids, then comes fatties, then comes Transgender pimpin'vampires in a baby carriage!

If you've been on twice, hello to the rest of your life man. Before you know it you'll be on every second wedneday after the fat Baby segments.

I've watched for years as I roll by the channels... this is pretty much it... fat babies, lady or a dude, mismatched relationships, bad girls, asshole kids, baby daddy DNA extravaganzas, Doug Hammond.

Ooh suggestion, next time you are on, at some point throw your hands to your face and run to the back room... you can't be on Maury and not do that! Everyone does it!

Posted by: Very Big Jen | March 30, 2007 02:23 PM

I will try to incorporate that (and Connie Chung) into future scenarios. God willing, hilarity will ensue.

Posted by: Doug | March 31, 2007 11:43 PM

Dear maury, I have been struggling for 9 year, i am now 19 and still struggling to try and get my music Career off the ground,
I have more than 25 Awards & Accolades for my work.to do with gun crimes, drugs, bullying and positive music. i am an Ambassador and Chair person for young people, I inspire people, with my story and my POSITIVE music. I would like to be invited on ur show to help inspire million that what ever you have, or are going through, you can still achieve your goals, with determination,strenght, and belief

more info can be found on
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or
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Posted by: LHAMEA LALL | July 30, 2007 12:01 PM